How to get involved in MMA(Mixed Martial Arts)?

Okay, first you can start by going to some shady bars in your area and making loud racist comments and then say "If anyone has a problem with that, we can take it outside". Then after you win a couple of those fights you can take your act on the road to some big cities and try the same thing... Then when you finally get it on with Filo Betto or Tank Johnson you'll be ready for the UFC......